While deleting incriminating evidence from my Myspace page that my current employer may not find too flattering to my character, I came across a blog I posted in 2007 in response to a young admirer. Feel free to reply with your own personal experiences. I can’t be the only one who has been asked out on a date via Myspace/Facebook…right? Boys, please take notes, here is what NOT to do if you don’t want your private messages posted on websites like Indy.com for everyone to laugh at.

Love,

Kay Jay
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Sunday, June 10, 2007
A stellar e-mail from my other page
Current mood: contemplative

Alright.

In my last blog I mentioned how I was pretty sure I was meant to be doing more with my life than replying to e-mails from douchebags. I’ll give you an example of what an e-mail from a douchebag looks like so you can kinda understand where I’m at.

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Date: 09 Jun 2007, 10:56 PM
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Subject: hey
Body: “you are the most beautiful angel ever seen or graced by god’s most beautiful eyes. it would be my pleasure to accompany you to the most beautiful dinner outside of god’s buffet. And if you do accompany me i will ensure the most beautiful night ever graced by the most luxurious beauty in sight”

SEE? Now that’s not even the bad part… after laughing a little bit and clicking around to see who this tool is, I find out some info on our beloved douche.

URL Address: www.myspace.com/littlebitchass

WHAT? But wait, there’s more!

Myspace “name” – “I’ll fuck yo girl and steal yo shit”

Headline Quote – “I am your master”

19yrs. old from Orlando, FL

Profile Song – Chicken Head – Three 6 Mafia

Background layout – An assortment of bongs and marijuana leaves.

In conclusion:

Other than the fact that I was crying because I was laughing so hard after looking at his profile, you gotta admit that although he failed to include any punctuation or capitalization…the kid can spell! Nice. Very nice.