Where do I begin? I don’t know why I do this to myself, but I started watching that freak show “Rock of Love Bus” on VH1. Now, I thought we had this whole thing settled last season. Hair-Band has-been Michaels chose a fairly intelligent and respectible Ambre out of all of the “ladies” he dated on the show. Seemed like a good match to me, but they broke up. So Michaels tells People that he isn’t over Ambre and yet, he is willing to pack up 20 gals on two tour buses and travel the country with them…thankfully, he has his own bus. (Because, frankly, that would drive any sane man crazy). So yesterday’s episiode brought Mr. Michaels to the Circle City where he “married” the ladies in Greenfield at the Garden Chapel Wedding facility. I have been there and it is such a sweet little church.It’s kind of sad that those skanks fouled it up. ugh! They also all spent the night at the Fantasy Suites which seemed like a great idea to me at one time and now just sort of feels tacky. (I don’t think it helped that a sewer pipe broke and they all kept commenting that it smelled like someone….well, you get the idea) Looks like he is scraping the bottom of the barrel on this season and I really hope he finds what he is looking for because he just sort of looks desperate to me.